Famous Last Words

I’ll get a world record for this..

It’s fireproof.

He’s probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I’m making a citizen’s arrest.

So, you’re a cannibal.

It’s probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I’ve seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

It’s strong enough for both of us.

This doesn’t taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I’ve done this before.

Well, we’ve made it this far.

That’s odd.

You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

Don’t be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

What duck?

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  1. Jumpin' John (On December 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am ) Said,

    :lol: Reminds me of a Story.
    They were having so many fatal 4X4 accindents in The Southern US, that they decided to put Black Boxes in all SUVs. Just like the Air Craft use. Here is what they heard after recovering some of those recorders.
    Final moments before accident!
    “Here, Hold my Beer! Watch This!”

  2. Wanda (On December 20th, 2007 at 9:53 am ) Said,

    :lol: OMG :lol:
    Thanks for sharing it John!
    Oh my! :lol:

  3. Joe (On December 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm ) Said,

    They left one out….
    Hey, pull my finger :lol:

  4. Wanda (On December 21st, 2007 at 5:18 am ) Said,

    :lol: Tell me more! I love them! :dancing:

  5. Riv (On December 22nd, 2007 at 1:36 am ) Said,

    Hi Wanda, I enjoyed all of the famous last words. You have a lot of good ones. One that I heard just today is “SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman” This one sounds like me :lol: Thank you for all of your pictures and articles. I will come to visit soon. ;) Riv

  6. Wanda (On January 10th, 2008 at 7:06 am ) Said,

    Not lately, but I am looking for the right man in my case. :lol:
    :lol:

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