Flawless English

An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief made a series of weird noises….”screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-”…and then added in perfect English, “Yes, I had a very nice flight.”

Another reporter asked, “Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you’re in the area? The chief made the same noises…”screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z”…and then said, “Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building.”

“Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?” asked the next reporter.

The chief replied, “Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z…from the short-wave radio.”

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This entry was added on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 11:40 pm.
Comments (7)
  1. Howard (On September 8th, 2007 at 4:06 am ) Said,

    Hi Wanda,
    Great new website honey but the background here in the comments section should be lighter so its easy to see what you have typed! Otherwise its great and I am looking forward to seeing more things on it in the future.

    Love your fanclub too!

    Kisses!

  2. Wanda (On September 8th, 2007 at 4:08 am ) Said,

    Hi Howard!
    Thank you for bringing into my attention the comment form color. :D I will fix it now!
    And stand by for the new FanClub!
    Greetings! :)

  3. Wanda (On September 8th, 2007 at 4:16 am ) Said,

    Now it’s fixed. The typing color is white on the same background as before :D
    Please let me know if there is any other issue like this one.
    :D

  4. Matt (On September 11th, 2007 at 6:04 pm ) Said,

    Hey Wanda ,
    enjoyed looking rond your site , seeing familiar faces too..

    layout get better and better , smart lady .!!

    Hope we chat again soon..

    M

  5. Wanda (On September 11th, 2007 at 6:31 pm ) Said,

    Hey Matt,
    Thank you! I will be online in an hour or so.
    All the best! :D

  6. John (On October 16th, 2007 at 11:55 am ) Said,

    I like the masthead, but how do you handstand on a mountain at a 45 degree angle? I think your links to your entries should be more to the top or columed with your main entry like some blogs are desinged. They are more important than cc links.

    By the way, will you marry me?

  7. Wanda (On October 23rd, 2007 at 9:38 am ) Said,

    John - First of all sorry for my late answer.
    How do I stand on a mountain at a 45 degree angle? Easy, rolled the pic in Photoshop. Lol.
    I designed best it could be, otherwise would be a mess. Anyway, who has a real interest in my content tries to find it. :P

    BTW, I won’t marry you. Damn, had we met? LOL!

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