A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found that they were assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.
Although initially embarrassed and uneasy about sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying;
“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m really very cold. ”
“I have a better idea,” she replied.” Just for tonight, let’s just pretend that we’re married. ”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed!
“Good,” she replied… “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

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